Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Why They Called It Quits

Welcome to my new topic. In this day and age, calling it quits is de rigeur. Why not take the time to investigate what caused the rigeur mortis (heh!) in the rapid romance between Scarlett Johansson and super sexy Ryan Reynolds?

First of all, I'd like to say 'boo hoo.'
Secondly, I'd like to say 'I'm shocked, as I'm sure you are, too.'
Thirdly, I'd like to say 'who cares?' Answer: I'll tell you who cares. The people who care are the millions of sexy singletons who are thanking the lord that the foxy Ryan Reynolds is back on the market!


The Girlie Blog said...

That's too bad. They made a beautiful couple.

Kellyansapansa said...

I read an interview with some celebrity couple recently, where the interviewer congratulated them on having one of Hollywood's most enduring marriages. They've been married for three years!