Sunday, December 6, 2009

Wildcat


All seemed well when I met G Spot's fockers a couple of months ago. However, since that was the only 'getting to know you' information session that we've had, it seems his fockers still had questions and curiosities about me. On a dude's dinner date a few weeks ago, G Spot's father focker wanted to know a bit more about me. Specifically, he wanted to find out more about my (charming, witty & bubbly...) personality. According to G Spot, the conversation went like this:

G Spot's Focker: "So, what's her personality like?"

G Spot: "Ummmmm..... uhhhhhh....."

G Spot's Focker: "Can you be a bit more specific?"

G Spot: "Well..... have you ever tried to give a wildcat a bath?"

Wow. At first I was shocked - just shocked! However, it didn't take long at all for me to realize that this sort of description would really set me apart from the pack (pack? herd? what's the collective term for wildcats???). Also, having a visual of what it might really be like to give a wildcat a bath, I was thinking of it as a total compliment! That could be one of the nicest things that anyone's ever said about me. I'm so flattered! Seriously - how often do men get to date women with personalities like that???!!! They say a picture is worth a thousand words and anyone who knows me would agree that the picture above describes my personality perfectly. Quite obviously, G Spot is a lucky man!

4 comments:

Fin said...

Well you are memorable to be sure.

Spotfacts said...

HAHAHA omg!! That is so funny, i have never heard someone describing another person like that, but its quite creative got to hand it to him. I guess he means that you can be rough around the edges at times... but either way yes, yes he is a lucky man :)

Glogirly and Katie said...

Glogirly is crying she's laughing so hard. I don't think she's laughing at me, so it's got to be your blog.

Personally I find no humor in anyone other than a cat bathing a cat.

Ok, Glogirly is STILL laughing.

mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)

Michelle Custodio said...

Hahaha I love that! That's an awesome description. You're lucky to have a man who can describe you so well.